how long does it take to get a divorce in Texas?

There was a man who was walking down the road for what seemed to be a very long time indeed. How long was this road, he wondered, and where -- or when -- does it end?

Perturbed, he turned into a turtle.

"Seriously, how long does it take to get divorced in Texas?"

It was right in front of him all the time.

All the time it was right there in front of him. Therein, fron tuv him? Frontally, as in the lobe, thereupon it tendered an opinion both sublime and irrelevant. The Irreverent Reverend, standing upon the noble height of his longing, stepped headlong into the oblivion of her desire. And 9 months later a blog was born, and they named it Dee Vorce. She was a force for ill in a world that needed no more of it.

Sorrow. harumphs. And assorted sordid stories of loss.

Caveat emptor.

There is a union. I do not know where they meet.

Are these pickles crispy?

Is my heart for sale?

Wherefore shall I place my foot upon the toadstool, my toad upon the footstool?

The world quivers with assumptions.

Meat is tame compared to my team mate.

Eatm!